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Hello? Hello Hello?

Phone Guy

Phone Guy (aka Foxybro) is Ness's father, and also the bully of Crying Child in 1983.

History[]

When he was a kid, he became a Weeaboo. As a teenager, he was an annoying piece of shit getting on the nerves of The Sobbing Dwarf. As an Adult, he continued to watch Anime, played guitar, sang Never Gonna Give You Up and did some things only weebs do idk.

Personality[]

He is obnoxious for his catchphrase “Hello? Hello Hello?”. He loves annoying everyone by saying his catchphrase to the point of breaking the phone.

Family[]

The Aftons[]

  • William Afton (father) - Named after William Shakespeare. He’s ugly. WEEEEEE!!!
  • Mrs Afton (mother) - She is the only character that I have not mentioned.
  • Michael Afton (brother) - Named After Michael Jackson, a dead singer and dancer.
  • Crying Child (brother) - He’s taught to be Evan or Chris Afton, he got eaten by Fredbear after Phone guy fed fredbear with him.
  • Elizabeth Afton (Sister) - named after Queen Elizabeth II who at the time was still alive.

The Emilys[]

  • Henry Emily (William’s Partner), named after Henry Stickmin.
  • Charlotte Emily (Henry’s Dead Daughter), named after Charli XCX, her real name was... Charlotte?! Her whereabouts are currently unknown, but some drunk guys said they saw her "hanging 'round, downtown, by herself."

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  • Ness (Son) - He had an affair with Ness's Mom. This is the only son he ever had and ever loved.

Trivia[]

  • He is an Aggretsuko fanboy and also a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog.
  • He is annoying for his catchphrase, "Hello? Hello Hello?"
  • He likes foxy, and also wears a foxy mask.
  • He served in the 2023-2028 War as allied powers. He was drafted into the army.