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Phineas is a sentient dorito. He and his brother Ferb spent an entire summer making indian war weapons to defeat Google, but they failed.

One day some random dorito-shaped child hated google, so he and his stepbrother Ferb made a bunch of war weapons (like semi-automatic bazookas) to kill google, and they faked their ages on a regular basis to get building permits and gun licenses. He also has an older sister named Candace, who secretly worked for Google and was ordered by them to spy on phineas and ferb so that google would know everything that they were doing.

Google's spy attempt never worked, as Candace felt the irrational need to tell her mom every time, and then their weapons would just dissappear. Phineas and Ferb tried every time to make it look like they had no idea where they went, but he actually stuffed them into his secret storage bunker so that mom wouldn't see. This actually worked.

After a summer's worth of making death devices, Phineas and Ferb were finally ready to kill Google, but Google had an awesome last minute idea. Their idea was to create building-sized clones of Tinky Winky, this plan worked, and Phineas and Ferb, and their war weapons were crushed, and they were almost killed. Phineas and Ferb lie injured and paralyzed to this day, hoping to someday get revenge on Google.

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