Peter Pan is an evil guy who likes annoying the Hell out of cool people. He feeds pirates to crocodiles, kidnaps children, and once stole Captain 0's Toast when he was busy being cool.
Stupid Backstory[]
Everyone has always hated Peter for making their lives hell, so they would get revenge by beating him up. To avoid getting beaten up, Peter went to live in Neverland, and annoyed everyone there, as well as his previous victims. But everyone still managed to beat him up. Peter stayed there anyway.
Gon 2 Didney Worl[]
Peter was so annoying, he got hired to be annoying by Didney studos. He is now in charge of Venchurlan, annoying people there as well.
Chip Dale[]
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He became fat and boring and old so made his own bootlegs pornos of cartoon characters (even including child actors in many of them because this is peter pan) with help from the Coca-Cola Bear. He did this until the guys over at Chip & Dale killed him forever.