Lois, I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a long night of drinking...
—Peter Griffin
You want to know What Really Grinds My Gears?
—Peter Griffin
AAARGH! It's not a liquid. It's a great many pieces of solid metal that form a hard floor like surface. Aaaargh!
—Peter in the Money swimming pool
You better watch who you call a child Lois because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.
—Peter Griffin, when Lois called him a child
Peter Griffin is the father of the Griffin family. He's best known for his appearance in the killing shame of Trigger Happy Havoc: Danganronpa, even moreso than his appearance in his TV show Family Guy. Peter Griffin is extremely lazy. He doesn't even bother and does nothing but watch TV all-day long. For this reason, he's also a member of the Seven Deadly Sines as the representative of Sloth.
At some point, Peter went to France and told everyone that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie, and also, he cheated on Lois with an unknown French woman. This unknown French woman later gave birth to Pretty Bomber, who is Peter's bastard child. When Peter got home, Lois was furious, to say the least.
2010s[]
Peter Griffin would team up with Mario and the former fuhrer Rip Torn to take down the Undefeatable Bob Saget. However they all were caught, leading to Bob Saget separating them all, destroying Peter's memories and trapping him in the killing shame at School with random strangers, under the new identity of Hifumi Yamada. Unsurprisingly, he died in the killing shame, after being tricked by Celestia Ludenberg to pull off a murder himself. With his story incomplete Fake Igor would bring him back to life under the condition he'd be rehabilitated. However he said no and was given to the G-Man instead.
After the G-Man and his employers saw limitless potential they put him in stasis until they could figure out what to actually do with him. Peter Griffin was put in stasis long enough to be in a position to meet Lord Shen, the most stupid peacock he'd ever seen. Of course, he was trying to convince him to join his shitty group of the Tenth Cringe Article Wiki Invasion Organization "Seven Deadly Sines". Of course, Peter just wanted to vibe, so he ended up sticking around their base and imposing a cataclysmic drain on their cable bill. Surprisingly, Shen was ok with this.
Family[]
- Lois Griffin (Wife)
- Chris Griffin (Son)
- Meg Griffin (Daughter)
- Stewie Griffin (Son)
- Brian Griffin (Dog)
- Bill Jensen (Chris' Clone)
- Pretty Bomber (Bastard Daughter)
Trivia[]
Brian Demonstrating Peter's orbit
- He is so fat that he has his own orbit.
- At random points, characters from around the UnUniverse visit him at his door. He is usually very welcoming, unless they're one of his enemies. Other times he's too lazy to get up and answer the door.
Stand[]
[SURFIN' BIRD]
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[SURFIN' BIRD] is a stand that takes the form of multiple birds that attack Peter's enemies.