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PEPSIMAAAAAN!!!!!

PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Pepsiman is a strong hero who attacks his foes with various flavors of Pepsi. He is also Pepsi's mascot, and the president of the Pepsi Republic.

He has fought many threats to UnWorld peace, including the Teletubbies, Azure, Googolplex and even Thanos.

Pepsiman was a member of the Satanist Empire, but later defected alongside his at-the-time friend Coca-Cola Bear in an uprising immediately following Thanos's retcon which removed the Satanist Empire from existence. Pepsiman was formerly honored as the 80th member of the Satanist Empire.

Pepsi_Theme_Song

Pepsi Theme Song

If you come within a mile of Pepsiman, you'll hear this theme.

When he shows up, expect an unidentified voice to shout his name.

Relationships

Coca-Cola Bear

Pepsiman and Coca-Cola Bear are rivals with each other, though they were formerly BFF's when Pepsiman used to be back on the Satanist Empire alongside the latter. When Thanos retconned the Satanist Empire, the Soda Civil War began over control of Antarctica, thus kickstarting the birth of the Pepsi Republic and the Coke Federation (which later was relocated to Nuvanut after Coca-Cola Bear's loss and redemption).

The Teletubbies

Pepsi_Man_Theme_Song_(ORIGINAL)

Pepsi Man Theme Song (ORIGINAL)

This theme plays when Pepsiman arrives.

Pepsiman and the Teletubbies are on very bad terms. He hated them to the point he flooded their home with cherry Pepsi.

Thanos

Pepsiman hates Thanos with a passion and prefers NaN waaaaaay over him. However, what he does like about him is that he retconned the Satanist Empire, the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization, the Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization, and the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization all at once, but that sadly allowed Coca-Cola Bear to turn the eastern remnants of the former empire into his own dictatorship (Later democracy) known as the Coke Federation until he turned into an anti-hero (as opposed to a villain).

Template:Members of the Pepsi Republic

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