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Pepsiman (also known as Señor Pepsi in Mexico) is a strong hero who attacks his foes with various flavors of Pepsi. He is also Pepsi's mascot, and the president of the Pepsi Republic.
He has fought many threats to UnWorld peace, including the Teletubbies, Dimentio, and even Thanos.
When he shows up, always expect an unidentified voice to shout his name.
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Relationships
Pepsiwoman
Pepsiman has a little-known Japanese wife who looks like him but BEWBS! and a knitted hat that looks like a Combustible Lemon. She is also entirely silver as opposed to Pepsiman's blue markings.
Coca-Cola Men
Pepsiman's first foe is rather odd, as it is a mirror version of himself. This fight was rigged from the start as Ghandi from beyond the grave set conditions guaranteeing his success. Pepsiman fought vigorously and with all his might, even going beyond plus ultra before ultimately losing.
Coca-Cola Bear
Pepsiman and Coca-Cola Bear are rivals with each other, though they were formerly BFF's when Pepsiman used to be back on the Satanist Empire alongside the latter. When Thanos retconned the Satanist Empire, the Soda Civil War began over control of Antarctica, thus kickstarting the birth of the Pepsi Republic and the Coke Federation (which later was relocated to Baffin Island in Canada after Coke Bear's loss).
The Teletubbies
Pepsi Man Theme Song (ORIGINAL)
This theme plays when Pepsiman arrives.
Pepsiman and the Teletubbies are on very bad terms. He hated them to the point he flooded their home with cherry Pepsi.
Thanos
Pepsiman hates Thanos with a passion and prefers Billy Mays waaaaaay over him. However, what he does like about him is that he retconned the SGAIO, the UPOIO, and the QEEIO all at once, but that allowed Coca-Cola Bear to turn the western remnants of the former empire into his own country known as the Coke Federation until he turned into an anti-hero.
| Undefeatables | |
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| Upper Counsel | Chuck Norris - Chuck Norriseegee - Bob Saget - Marx - Cyber-Dee - T-2500.5 - Mr. T - Penn Jillette - Happycat - Ceiling Cat - Basement Cat - Billy Mays - The Wa-est version of Tinky Winky - Warui - UnAnything Team |
| Lower Counsel | 3 - Jesus Christ - Hyper Sonic - The Awesome One - WaPo - Bruce Lee - Captain 0 - Dunecat - Gravity Cat - Santa Claus - Batman - Abraham Lincoln - Super Eviler Bowser - Giygas - WeeMalSheeGas - Herobrine - Cthulhu - Pepsiman - Shaggy Rogers - Gorefield - Tierboskat - Triforced Link - Eternal Sailor Moon |
| Exiles | Thannos - Father Bogan - Bob Bogan - Wise Ones - Weegee - Godzilla - Tabuu - Karkat Vantas - Gamzee Makara - Aradia Megido - Terezi Pyrope - T-5000 (T-5001) - Dimentio - Silhouette |
| The Pepsi Republic | |
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| Every single member of the Pepsi Republic (even those that had left the republic) | Pepsiman - This is Bob - boB si sihT - Billy Herrington - Ronald McDonald - Optimus Prime - Thor - Tohru - Aradia Megido - Tavros Nitram - Sollux Captor - Karkat Vantas - Nepeta Leijon - Kanaya Maryam - Terezi Pyrope - Slegteboskat - Vriska Serket - Equius Zahhak - Feferi Peixes - Steve - Master Chief - Sunflora - Roserade - Tsareena - Abomasnow - Captain 10 - Shrek - Chomper - Skipper - Kowalski - Rico - Private - Kevin - Handy Manny |
