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Diet Pepsi

Pepsi is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to Coca-Cola, but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.

Invention[]

Pepsi was invented by Peppy C. Hare following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was unlegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron. And that's the end of that story.

People Who Like Pepsi[]

  • Soda Popinski (Obviously.)
  • Optimus Prime  and his son, Pepsi Convoy
  • Mike Tyson (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
  • Michael Jackson
  • Marty McFly (Though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink Tab.)
  • Silver the Hedgehog  (Drinks Mountain Dew when he's depressed.)
  • Homestar  (When he's not drinking Melonade, he'll most likely be drinking Mountain Dew.)
  • Joel

People Who Hate Pepsi[]

Pepsi_Theme_Song

Pepsi Theme Song

  • Mario
  • Spot, the 7-up mascot
  • New York Yankees fans (even though Pepsi sponsors Yankee Stadium).

Other Info[]

  • In the UnUSA , they do NOT make Dr. Pepper, nor 7-Up. Those are both made by Dr. Pepper-Snapple Group.
  • Their main rival is Mario-Cola, though Luigi-Cola can also be considered a rival.
  • They have a navy given to them by Dr. Robotnik for no discernable reason. In combination with Harrier fighter jets, this gives them the sixth largest military in the UnWorld.
  • They provided a lease for all of West Antarctica once.
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