Pepperoni!
Pepperoni is the best, saltiest, meatiest and juiciest meat of all time! Peppino gives it a 69/420 (which is 88%), Wario Ratings gave it a 100/10 (this is the only time they rated food) and Mario and Luigi gave it an ∞/10.
Historia[]
When pizza was invented, they started killing the cows so they can have the pepperoni and cheese pizza. It was an awesome enjoyment in the Mushroom Kingdom and Peppino's resturant. However their cultivation caused them spread everywhere like the tiny little barnacles they are, leading to mold being created in order to kill off wild Pepperonis. This made pepperonis very shy and timid for a while, until they figured out they could live in the Frost Dimension and be immune from mold (because it's so cold there and mold hates cold).
They sometimes also used toads to have mushrooms on their pizza which is the most cursed thing anyone can do (more cursed than olive dodos).
Trivia[]
- It is the best food ever!
- It is a carcinogen, meaning it causes cancer.
- This is one of the only foods rated by Chuck Norris.