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Pepper Jackie

"What do you mean you DON'T LIKE MATH?"

"Pepper Jackie" (if that's even her real name!) is a deplorable, loathsome... thing created by the i-Ready company back in 2011 as a way to get children hyped about math. She was initially intended to be a hip digital teacher for math and stuff, but she became self-aware, violent, and prone to escaping (making her Euclid class in SCP terms). She's easily irritated when someone gets an answer wrong, yet never explains why you got it wrong in the first place. She's also been known to full on murder people for not getting their "necessary" 45 minutes per week of i-Ready, usually by "death by OVER 9000 paper-cuts" or just plain seppuku (what Mr. Rogers done at the end of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, think that but not self-inflicted).

If she looks familiar to you (yes you, You, scrolling this very wiki), that's because she is loosely modeled after Dora Smarmy, except the fact that Pepper Jackie looks like a Adobe Flash animation instead of a cardboard cutout. i-Ready saw what the Cogs were doing and thought "hmm, we should try doing that", unaware that the Cogs were now in misery because of her existence. But at least with PJ, she actually makes an effort to seem harmless AT FIRST.

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