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Pentagramia died on the way back to its home planet.

The subject of this article has been retconned out of existence. This page has been kept on the wiki for historical or legacy reasons.

Pentagramia died on the way back to its home planet.

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The subject of this article has been retconned out of existence. This page has been kept on the wiki for historical or legacy reasons.

Pentagramia

Leaked drone image of Pentagramia during the cleanup.

Pentagramia is the 3rd most populated city of some empire that does not exist, only behind some city named Googolplexia and Sagetopolis. It was all created by Googolplex when he just pointed his finger and said "build house, place car, build road, place pentagrams, build tower, place stairway to sagetopolis." People complied, and it was built. It was really bad though, because it was literally just a village that doubled as an entrance of Sagetopolis.

Then, in 5003, Evil Captain 0 a fictional bad guy came in and made it even better under his rule via his "Make Everything Good" program to make every small villages into a big city. He then soon after created a fictional city, a bit better city that contains 14 suburbs and contains the worst food ever (for Satanists!)

Sadly, Pentagramia is temporarily closed to the public as the Siege of '08 destroyed the original Pentagramia. Umby Pumby then pooped on everything immediately after. It was too late to even clean the remains of Pentagramia, because the cleaning equipment ASPLODED! But don't worry, Hannibal Lecter ended up assassinating Umby Pumby, then cleaned up Pentagramia, even though Pumby's shit tasted, well, like shit!

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