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Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette in all his glory
Gender: Male
Hair color: Black
Age: 31 Years old
Species: Human
Alive or Dead?: Alive
Death: NEVER!
Likes: Chihuahuas
Dislikes: WaReginald Copperbottom
Known For: Killing 100 Hannibal Lecter Clones with 1 bullet
Powers: Laser eyes, flying, teleportation and being able to revive people.
Alignment: Chaotic Good
UnRank: infinity x infinity

Penn Jillette is a super powerful god, a member of the upper council of the Undefeatables, and is quite overpowered, especially since he knows the legendary move STFU.

He is the 3rd vice chair of the Undefeatables, just behind Bob Saget and Chuck Norris. And he also hates the satanist empire


On September 5th, 1985, at 13:67 AM, Penn Jillette was born with magical powers, including invisibility, flying, teleportation and being able to revive people.

On March 31st, 1997, at 3:65 PM, Penn Jillette was put into the Undefeatables, being on the Upper Council.


  • He also knows the Roundhouse Kick
  • He is the reason Tinky Winky is hiding, and is also the reason Tinky Winky is stupid.
  • Whenever Reginald Copperbottom goes to sleep he checks his closet for Penn Jillette.
  • A rattlesnake once bit Penn Jillette's leg, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
  • He once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and GOT iT!
  • He loves chihuahuas, and expresses this very vocally (literally).
  • His UnRank is tied with Captain 0, infinity x infinity
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