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Not to be confused with Pen Guin.

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The noise a penguin makes

Penguins are a race of creatures that roam cold habitats, most notably Antarctica, or The Himalayas. They're also a tasty meal for the Dig-Its, despite how they can hardly fit into a singular Dig-It's tiny, insignificant mouth. Not unless, however, they manipulate its mouth's size, which is how they manage to chomp their way through these creatures. Penguins are subject of becoming extinct not only due to global warming, but also due to the substandard habits of the Dig-Its.

Whenever penguins are bored, they enjoy abusing themselves severely in many different messed up ways, including that of throwing snowballs (no, not the rabbit) at each other. Not to mention how these terroristic snowballs contain asplosives inside of them. They star in a stressful shame created by Didney, identified to the public as Club Penguin, in which they throw these foul weapons at each other. It gained mass popularity for this reason, which is how these creatures earned some fame.

Because these creatures often hang around in The Himalayas, as we've already mentioned, they are also the willing servants of the Yeti, as they manufacture snowcones for him. These creatures also make up the majority of The Himalayas' population. Although most penguins are born in Antarctica, several penguins often move up to the Himalayas, in order to flee from the nearby Satanist Empire, a country and organization located in the continent famous for its dangers.

Penguins are also well known for taking part in an almost uncountable amount of wars, most notably the Penguins of Number Island. They were known to be spying on Japan during The Fish War, having developed the initial idea of anime after seeing Private, a member of the Penguins of Number Island, inside of a mermaid suit. Ever since then, they have became appalled due to how their psychological operation has evolved over time.

Notable penguins[]

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