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A ridiculous toy cow

One would gladly let him in to one's house...

Peepy is a criminal animal species sold for 30 UnDollars by the company itemLabel.

Peepy was born in Osaka Prefecture in 1978. As a child, he was often bullied for his crooked eyes, so he joined a gang and started selling heroin. However, he was caught and the court deported him to Washington state. When he got there, he kept committing crimes, but random weeaboos kept letting him stay with them. They would often wake up in a peanut-induced hangover to find their jewelry gone, life savings depleted, and internet shut off due to downloading too many torrents.

It is very overpriced. If you are poor or just have good financial management, you could just imagine it in your mind and rotate it instead.

Appearence[]

Peepy is a species of animal found in Juldaria. His appearence is similar to that of a cow, penguin, and cat,although there are many different breeds and their appearence may vary

Peepy's crimes (known)[]

  • Jewelry heist
  • Kelp theft
  • Extortion
  • Breaking promises
  • Sports rigging
  • Hacking/Bitcoin theft
  • Lunch money theft
  • Lockpicking
  • Piracy
  • Poisoning
  • Screwing up (this may have been mistranslated from the Japanese)
  • 5th lttr of th alphabt thft
  • Loitering
  • Pee Pee in public
  • Stealing a Jet

Peepy trivia[]

  • Peepy is legally not a toy.
  • Peepy uses uTorrent.
  • Peepy is currently under investigation by the FBI for suspected ties to the Yakuza.
  • it is Aquad’s number 1. Enemy
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