(Adding categories)
Tag: categoryselect
Tag: sourceedit
Line 1: Line 1:
  +
{{WANTED|December 2016}}
 
[[File:Pedobear.jpg|thumb|389x389px]]
 
[[File:Pedobear.jpg|thumb|389x389px]]
   
Line 62: Line 63:
 
[[Category:Martial Artists]]
 
[[Category:Martial Artists]]
 
[[Category:Characters involved with The Final Boss of the Internet]]
 
[[Category:Characters involved with The Final Boss of the Internet]]
[[Category:Characters involved with This is Bob]]
 
 
[[Category:Sexually Offensive]]
 
[[Category:Sexually Offensive]]
 
[[Category:Male characters]]
 
[[Category:Male characters]]

Revision as of 03:42, 10 January 2017

Trophy.png
Pedo Bear is a WANTED article!
This means it is among the best UnAnything has to offer! It has been WANTED as of December 2016! Treat it with respect! Go here to see all WANTED articles. To edit, please sign up for a Wikia account and then wait until you are autoconfirmed.


Pedobear.jpg

Cquote1.png I love little girls! They make me feel so good! Cquote2.png
Pedobear
Cquote1.png Ho! Ho! Ho! I proudly present to you folks that he is my son! Cquote2.png
Santa Claus
Cquote1.png Eehee! Don't believe that old idiot, he's my son!!! Cquote2.png
Michael Jackson
Cquote1.png This is Bob, copy and paste him so he can take over Pedobear's 4chan. Cquote2.png
This is Bob
Cquote1.png Can you even harness such power, Pedobear? Cquote2.png
The Final Boss of the Internet.

Pedo Bear (also spelled Pedobear) is a Legendary Pokemon and a member of the Internet Memes. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for Soviet Russia.

Pedo Bear was first created by 4chan. 4chan was releasing too much inappropriate content. The content accumulated into one living being known only as Pedo Bear. Pedo Bear started sneaking around trying to do bad things with little kids. His only moves are ones that we are not allowed to discuss. If we tell you about them, SOPA and Wikia will shut us down.

Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in Facebook, waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in Japan, but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook.

Speaking of 4chan, he uses 4chan, not kidding. He posted pictures of him r**ing both good guys and bad guys like Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Tinky Winky, Terezi Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Thomas the Tank Engine, Diesel 10, and many more. Though he has been r**ed on 4chan by This is Bob. All of whom, along with Pedobear teamed in order to defeat the ULTIMATE threat known other than "The Final Boss of the Internet".

Appearance

His fur is Illuminati colored and his eyes are black like his heart. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid.

Personality

Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free candee. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice.

Where To Find Pedo Bear

Pedo Bear can be found anywhere children can be found, this includes play grounds, toy stores, and libraries. Wait, kids don't go to libraries any more, what is this, the 1920's?

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.