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Revision as of 19:37, 25 January 2014
I love little girls! They make me feel so good! Pedobear
Ho! Ho! Ho! I proudly present to you folks that he is my son! Santa Claus
Eehee! Don't believe that old idiot, he's my son!!! Michael Jackson
Pedo Bear (also spelled Pedobear) is a Legendary Pokemon and a member of the Internet Memes. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for Soviet Russia.
Pedo Bear was first created by 4Chan. 4Chan was releasing too much inappropriate content. The content accumulated into one living being known only as Pedo Bear. Pedo Bear started sneaking around trying to do bad things with little kids. His only moves are ones that we are not allowed to discuss. If we tell you about them, SOPA and Wikia will shut us down.
Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in Facebook, waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in Japan, but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook.
Appearance
His fur is color brown and his eyes is color black. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid.
Personality
Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free candee. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice. Wait. He's coming to rape me! AAAAAHHHHH!!!11!1