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{{Quote|Ho! Ho! Ho! I proudly present to you folks that he is my son!|[[Santa Claus]]}} |
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{{Quote|Eehee! Don't believe that [[Santa Claus|old idiot]], he's ''my'' son!!!|[[Michael Jackson]]}} |
{{Quote|Eehee! Don't believe that [[Santa Claus|old idiot]], he's ''my'' son!!!|[[Michael Jackson]]}} |
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'''Pedo Bear''' (also spelled '''Pedobear''') is a Legendary [[Pokemon]] and a member of the [[Internet Memes]]. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for [[Soviet Russia]]. He is commonly found driving his [[Creepy White Van]]. |
'''Pedo Bear''' (also spelled '''Pedobear''') is a Legendary [[Pokemon]] and a member of the [[Internet Memes]]. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for [[Soviet Russia]]. He is commonly found driving his [[Creepy White Van]]. |
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Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in [[Facebook]], waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in [[Japan]], but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook. |
Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in [[Facebook]], waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in [[Japan]], but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook. |
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| + | Pedobear plotted with [[Tinky Winky]] to take over Senegal, which briefly worked, until he accidentally tripped and made it split apart again. He met his fate at the hands of [[Gigatron]], only to be revived with the sheer Pedo-Energy released by the [[France|French]] movie ''Mignonnes'', causing a drop in [[Netflix|Netflix's]] stock market value and creating the rest of Pedobear's compatriots. Pedobear and Friends then moved to France to feed off the energy released. |
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| − | Pedobear plotted with [[This is Bob]] and [[Tinky Winky]], teamed up with a bunch of other bad guys in order to defeat the ULTIMATE good guy known as "[[Mr. T]]". They failed. |
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==Appearance== |
==Appearance== |
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| − | His fur is Illuminati colored and his eyes are black like his heart. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid. |
+ | His fur is [[Illuminati]] colored and his eyes are black like his heart. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid. |
==Personality== |
==Personality== |
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Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free [[candee]]. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice. |
Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free [[candee]]. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice. |
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| − | Recently, he moved to Azuria and stopped being a creepy b*****d, where he became the founder and mascot of Pedo Burger. |
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==Where To Find Pedo Bear== |
==Where To Find Pedo Bear== |
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| − | Pedo Bear can be found anywhere children can be found, this includes play grounds, toy stores, and libraries. |
+ | Pedo Bear can be found anywhere children can be found, this includes play grounds, toy stores, and libraries. Wait, kids don't go to libraries anymore, what is this, the 1920s?! |
== Trivia == |
== Trivia == |
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+ | * Sannse (a <s>Fandom</s> Fandumb Staff member) edited this article, which is pretty cool. |
| + | *He almost "accessed" Tierboskat twice back in the early days of the UnUniverse: once via [[Minecraft]] and [[Skype]], and once via [[Valve|Steam]]. |
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| + | *He once tried to <s>kidnap</s> say high to children through the [[Teletubbies (2015 TV series)]] but was sniped by [[Horrortime tubby]] who said "only we can subliminally murder kids here, bi*Ch. |
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| + | *His arch enemy is [[Bobby (the cop)]] |
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| + | *This guy is very evil, so do me a favor and don't approach this guy. |
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[[Category:The guy in your closet]] |
[[Category:The guy in your closet]] |
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| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] |
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| + | [[Category:Villains]] |
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| + | [[Category:Evil]] |
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| + | [[Category:Pages that will kill you if you read them]] |
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| + | [[Category:NOT 4 KIDS!!!]] |
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| + | [[Category:Unsafe for kids]] |
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| + | [[Category:Dead guys]] |
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| + | [[Category:Dudes who were chucked into captain 0 land jail]] |
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Revision as of 14:33, 29 May 2021
Ho! Ho! Ho! I proudly present to you folks that he is my son! Santa Claus
Eehee! Don't believe that old idiot, he's my son!!! Michael Jackson
Pedo Bear (also spelled Pedobear) is a Legendary Pokemon and a member of the Internet Memes. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for Soviet Russia. He is commonly found driving his Creepy White Van.
Pedo Bear was first created by 4chan. 4chan was releasing too much inappropriate content. The content accumulated into one living being known only as Pedo Bear. Pedo Bear started sneaking around trying to do bad things with little kids. His only moves are ones that we are not allowed to discuss. If we tell you about them, SOPA and Wikia will shut us down.
Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in Facebook, waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in Japan, but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook.
Pedobear plotted with Tinky Winky to take over Senegal, which briefly worked, until he accidentally tripped and made it split apart again. He met his fate at the hands of Gigatron, only to be revived with the sheer Pedo-Energy released by the French movie Mignonnes, causing a drop in Netflix's stock market value and creating the rest of Pedobear's compatriots. Pedobear and Friends then moved to France to feed off the energy released.
Appearance
His fur is Illuminati colored and his eyes are black like his heart. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid.
Personality
Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free candee. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice.
Where To Find Pedo Bear
Pedo Bear can be found anywhere children can be found, this includes play grounds, toy stores, and libraries. Wait, kids don't go to libraries anymore, what is this, the 1920s?!
Trivia
- Sannse (a
FandomFandumb Staff member) edited this article, which is pretty cool. - He almost "accessed" Tierboskat twice back in the early days of the UnUniverse: once via Minecraft and Skype, and once via Steam.
- He once tried to
kidnapsay high to children through the Teletubbies (2015 TV series) but was sniped by Horrortime tubby who said "only we can subliminally murder kids here, bi*Ch. - His arch enemy is Bobby (the cop)
- This guy is very evil, so do me a favor and don't approach this guy.