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Ho! Ho! Ho! I proudly present to you folks that he is my son! Santa Claus

Eehee! Don't believe that old idiot, he's my son!!! Michael Jackson

Pedo Bear (also spelled Pedobear) is a Legendary Pokemon and a member of the Internet Memes. Despite being a Legendary Pokemon, he is actually really weak. He spends his spare time staring at little kids, waiting until their parents leave. Pedo Bear is wanted in every country except for Soviet Russia. He is commonly found driving his Creepy White Van.

Pedo Bear was first created by 4chan. 4chan was releasing too much inappropriate content. The content accumulated into one living being known only as Pedo Bear. Pedo Bear started sneaking around trying to do bad things. His only moves are ones that we are not allowed to discuss. If we tell you about them, SOPA and Wikia will shut us down.

Our most recent reports suggest that Pedo Bear is currently hiding out in Facebook, waiting for his prey. Other sources tell us he is in Japan, but those sources are stupid and we're pretty sure he's in Facebook. Some others say he's in Minecraft, preying on unsuspecting Vestas, but since we're stupid we still think he's in Facebook. Still others say he shouldn't exist, which, while very brave and true, doesn't have anything to do with where he is.

Pedobear plotted with Tinky Winky to take over Senegal, which briefly worked and turned it into a Furry utopia dystopia, until he accidentally tripped and made it split apart again. He met his fate at the hands of Gigatron, only to be revived with the sheer Pedo-Energy released by the French movie Mignonnes, causing a (justified) drop in Netflix's stock market value. Pedobear then moved to France to feed off the energy released.

Appearance

His fur is Illuminati colored and his eyes are black like his heart. When you look into his eyes, you can see the souls of all the children that he has done bad things to. If you look even further, you can see all the traffic tickets that he hasn't paid.

Personality

Pedo Bear is a very nice guy. You know, until he sees little kids. But he is still very nice. Sometimes he even gives you free candee. Most people don't do that, so he is really nice.

Where To Find Pedo Bear

Pedo Bear can be found anywhere children can be found. This includes play grounds, toy stores, and libraries. Wait, kids don't go to libraries anymore, what is this, the 1920s?! You can also find him listening to Oingo Boingo.

Trivia

  • He once tried to kidnap say hi to children through the Teletubbies (2015 TV series) but was sniped by Horrortime tubby who said "only we can subliminally murder kids here, bi*Ch."
  • His arch enemy is Bobby (the cop), since he's a cop and Pedo Bear is wanted (criminally, not in the "good page way," though he's also WANTED in the good page way too)
  • This guy is very evil, so do me a favor and don't approach this guy.
  • Wikia Staff edited this page once.
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