Hi, I'm Paul!
—Paul
Paul is a genetically mutated monkey with three eyes. He now lives on a seemingly desert island (formerly with The Castaway) because he has been exiled by the Mushroom Kingdom.
Life[]
Paul was born in a Raccoon City Zoo as a normal monkey. He was just like any other monkey. Then, on October 1st, 1999, the Mushroom Kingdom destroyed the city with BOOM! Paul somehow survived, but was genetically mutated by the radiation from BOOM!. He grew a third eye, became super intelligent, and learned how to talk. The Mushroom Kingdom could not except that he survived the most powerful weapon in the history of history. The Mushroom Kingdom gave him a choice. Go to a secluded area on a different planet, or be executed. He choose to go to a secluded area, which was a desert island. A year after arriving, The Castaway arrived on the island and became his friend before finding his way back to civilization many months later.
Eventually, Paul himself found civilization on the island he was on: other primates, these were members of The ZingZilla Band, one of the many members of the tyrannical BBC, being employees of the CBeebies branch. Having nothing better to do, Paul joined the ZingZilla band, had his third eye surgically removed to make room for a subwoofer to ampify the ZingZilla Band's music, and became another BBC recruit. He currently operates a submarine to bring children of Kittehlandia to Zing Isle to become cogs in the BBC behemoth.