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Pat Baker is a very strange Pumkin who lives in Pumkin World. (He is also a pervert.) He goes to the same Diner as the Hungry Pumkin, (AKA The Diner) and Old Man Pumkin. He will go to the restraunt, ask for salt and butter, then he will sit in a corner and talk to a jar of mayonnaise while eating his "food." It is believed he is suffering post traumatic stress disorder from the war to take over Arlen.

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