bad.
I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER!!!
—Parents whenever they hear the word fuck
Parents are those nasty naysayers that tell you what you can and can’t do and take your phone without asking and start barging through your private conversations and have NO respect for your privacy and are the biggest snowflakes ever!
In the 1960s they tried to take away your comic books, in the 1970s they told you the devil was in the music you loved, in the 1980s they tried to ban the roleplaying shame you played just for fun, in the 1990s they tried to ruin your shaming fun, in the 2000s they tried to take away your cellphone because “yOu’Ve BeEn TaLkInG oN tHaT fOr ToO lOnG!!!!”, in the 2010s they wanted to ban that cringy app full of 12 year olds because of the supposed “dangers” and in the 2020s who knows what they’re gonna do? That’s right, they’ve been trying to ruin your fun for over 60 years. Yeah, most parents are stupid but some are actually SMART!
List of things parents got mad at[]
- Nintendo (the Super Nintendo costed Un$200 and couldn’t play NES shames, thus refused to buy one)
- Nintendo, again. (The Nintendo DS could talk to people, including people who do bad things to children. Even though the kids KNOW not to talk to strangers.)
- Sony (The Play Station Portable could go on the internet and display pr0n alongside other horrible things)
- MANY companies (They charge too much)
- Microtransactions (Their kids made them bankrupt because of these bastards)
In conclusion: Parents are stupid, but you wouldn’t be alive without them.