These are some reviews of Papa's Pizzeria.
The pizza here's great, but the ONE guy who works here (not joking, he does everything) cries all the time. 4/5, would be better if they hired other people.
Eh, could be better. 2/5.
I did not die while eating here, which is very amazing and convenient. 5/5, please go here.
—a Ghost
NGL the entertainment here goes hard. This one guy charged in through the door and ran off with a box of pepperoni and got beat up by a bunch of people. Funniest thing I've ever seen. 5/5.
—A Teenager