Ayo, the pizza's here!
—Foodini, about to fall down the stairs
POV: You are Delivery Boy Roy
Papa's Pizzeria (sometimes just called the Pizzeria by its patrons) is a pizza restaurant found somewhere in the UnMultiverse. This restaurant is well-known for making "the best pizza, no clause," which is in fact, pretty good (even if it's a bit stressful for the employee who works there). Besides the usual customers, who are Flipversians, other people go here, too. This includes the Top Hat Mafia, so be warned if you see them.
You may have noticed how, earlier, I only said "the employee", and not "the employees". This is because only one man works at the Pizzeria, Delivery Boy Roy. The entire restaurant is on his shoulders, and even if he gets sick or dies, he still has to work there, even as a ghost, which is pretty cool, not gonna lie. Nobody knows if they'll hire another person besides him, especially after the last incident when two people were working there.
The restaurant was once raided for its precious ingredients by Peppino, who partially succeeded and stole a comically large amount of pepperonis (over 9000), and planned to come back. However, Roy caught wind of this plan and enlisted the help of The Closers, who can hold their own against one Italian (which is part of the job description). Even the ten-year-olds got in on the action and kicked him out, which is very cool (don't even think about it, Cool Guy). Needless to say, but Peppino stays away from this place now.
Reviews[]
"Burnt" Version[]
There is a chance, upon entering the establishment, that you will be teleported to an alternate version of the restaurant, devoid of light and furniture. The room is entirely silent, besides a periodical click that seems to come from nowhere. The outside is stuck in perpetual evening, causing a purple haze to shine through the windows. Or at least... it was.
Just recently, an anomaly occurred during an intrepid explorer's venture into this pocket dimension, and found something disturbing. Delivery Boy Roy, or more likely a clone of him, lying dead at the counter. As she examined the scene, she suddenly saw a monochrome, visibly burnt version of him. He was missing his face and one of his arms, instead replaced with muscle and nerves. His body has a texture similar to ash, as it fell when he walked. When juno caught a glimpse of him, she woke up in the Pizzeria's back alley. She was shook.
Trivia[]
- Papa's Pizzeria was once in cahoots with Domino's, but it was a temporary rivalry akin to Nintendo and SEGA.
- You die if you order corn on your pizza here. Seriously, who hurt you?
- KoЯn once performed here, and is the only approved version of corn on the premises.
- This is Juno's second favorite restaurant (her #1 is Binley Mega Chippy)