Cquote1.png I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE. I WILL EAT YOU. Cquote2.png
Painis Cupcake as he is about to attack his victim.
Painis Cupcake
Painis Cupcake.png

Gender: Male
Hair color: Bald
Eye color: Blue
Species: Human
Home: 2fort, TF2
Occupation: Cannibal
Known For: Eating on other TF2 people


Painis Cupcake eats someone

A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.

Painis Cupcake is a demented Soldier that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.

He goes up to people and says "I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the Heavy Weapons Guy. He thinks everything's food just like Baby Yoshi, so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you.

He has recently joined the Teletubby Army so he can eat up even more people, rather than the same nine people who come in uniforms of either red or blue. Cupcake is currently residing at an asylum..

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