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{{Character Infobox|name = Painis Cupcake|image = Painis_Cupcake.png|imagesize = 368x360|gender = Male|hair = Bald|eyes = Blue|species = Human|home = 2fort, TF2|occupation = Cannibal|known = Eating on other TF2 people}}
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{{Character Infobox|name = Painis Cupcake|image = Painis_Cupcake.png|imagesize = 300px|gender = Male|hair = Bald|eyes = Blue|species = Human|home = 2fort, TF2|occupation = Corrupt Soldier|known = being one of the first Freaks|quotes = Yes|gallery = Yes|caption = YOUR C*NT WILL NOT PREPARE YOU.|AKA = P**is Cupcake (His original name before he renamed himself)|dream = Eating|fear = Vagineer, RED Vagineers, satanism|education = NA|rank = 10^100}}
[[File:Painis Cupcake eats someone|thumb|right|401 px|A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.]]
 
 
'''Painis Cupcake''' is a demented [[Soldier]] that was thrown into the [[Wa-Machine]]. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.
 
'''Painis Cupcake''' is a demented [[Soldier]] that was thrown into the [[Wa-Machine]]. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.
   
He goes up to people and says "I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. He thinks everything's food just like [[Baby Yoshi]], so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you.
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He goes up to people and says "''I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!''" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. He thinks everything's food just like [[Baby Yoshi]], so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you. Unless you ask ''very'' nicely, but [[You|Your]] manners suck.
   
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His worst enemy ever is the [[Vagineer]]. This resulted in Painis being banned from the [[Ducky Empire]], since Ducky likes Vagineer better for some reason.
He has recently joined the [[Teletubby Army]] so he can eat up even more people, rather than the same nine people who come in uniforms of either red or blue. Cupcake is currently residing at an asylum.....
 
   
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Cupcake is currently residing in [[Captain 37's Hotel|an unusally large hotel]].
Surprisingly, he was forced to "take a break" from eating his own innocent victims so he and everyone else can team up to defeat the biggest threat of [[This is Bob]].
 
   
 
[[File:Painis Cupcake eats someone|thumb|300x300px|A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.|none]]
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Latest revision as of 18:50, 4 March 2024

I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE. I WILL EAT YOU. Painis Cupcake, as he is about to attack his victim.

AaAaAaAAAYYYEEEEEEHHHHHH!!! Prepare your ainis!

Painis Cupcake is a demented Soldier that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.

He goes up to people and says "I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the Heavy Weapons Guy. He thinks everything's food just like Baby Yoshi, so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you. Unless you ask very nicely, but Your manners suck.

His worst enemy ever is the Vagineer. This resulted in Painis being banned from the Ducky Empire, since Ducky likes Vagineer better for some reason.

Cupcake is currently residing in an unusally large hotel.

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Painis Cupcake eats someone

A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.

Painis_Cupcake_Vs_Vagineer_Demopan_Vs_Intelligent_Heavy_And_Spyper

Painis Cupcake Vs Vagineer Demopan Vs Intelligent Heavy And Spyper

Painis was involved in whatever this was.

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