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" I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE. I WILL EAT YOU. "
  —Painis Cupcake, as he is about to attack his victim.
" AaAaAaAAAYYYEEEEEEHHHHHH!!! "
  —Prepare your ainis!
Painis Cupcake
Painis Cupcake.png
Your c*nt will not prepare you!
Gender: Male
Hair color: Bald
Eye color: Blue
Species: Human
Home: 2fort, TF2
AKA: P**is Cupcake (His original name before he renamed himself)
Likes: Eating
Dislikes: Vagineer, RED Vagineers, satanism
Education: NA
Occupation: Corrupt Soldier
Known For: PWNing people who attack his friends
UnRank: 10^100
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Painis Cupcake is a demented Soldier that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.

He goes up to people and says "I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the Heavy Weapons Guy. He thinks everything's food just like Baby Yoshi, so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you. Unless you ask very nicely, he won't eat you.

His worst enemy ever is the Vagineer. This resulted in Painis being banned from the Ducky Empire.

Cupcake is currently residing in an unusally large hotel.

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Painis Cupcake eats someone

A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.

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Painis Cupcake Vs Vagineer Demopan Vs Intelligent Heavy And Spyper

How he and Vagineer hate each other. Featuring Intelligent Heavy and Spyper on his side, and Demopan on Vagineer's side.

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