I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE. I WILL EAT YOU.
—Painis Cupcake, as he is about to attack his victim.
AaAaAaAAAYYYEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
—Prepare your ainis!
Painis Cupcake is a demented Soldier that was thrown into the Wa-Machine. The Wa-Machine malfunctioned, spewed out lots of rubber fruit, and created this rapist-resembling thing.
He goes up to people and says "I am Painis Cupcake, I will eat you!" and then pulls off a rape face. He eats many innocent victims including the Heavy Weapons Guy. He thinks everything's food just like Baby Yoshi, so he even eats people on his own team. Even if you call him for help, he will just eat you. Unless you ask very nicely, but Your manners suck.
His worst enemy ever is the Vagineer. This resulted in Painis being banned from the Ducky Empire, since Ducky likes Vagineer better for some reason.
Cupcake is currently residing in an unusally large hotel.
Painis Cupcake eats someone
A typical encounter with Painis Cupcake.
Painis Cupcake Vs Vagineer Demopan Vs Intelligent Heavy And Spyper
Painis was involved in whatever this was.
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