Pain Trains is an episode of Teletubbies season 2. It was released on Jun 25,2016. In the episode, Alt 2.0, Noo-Noo and the Teletubbies go to a level crossing and get them selves run over.
Plot[]
The Teletubbies are bored one day, so they discuss their plans on what to do everyday. Tinky Winky says that they should watch TV but Dipsy says that they have built in TV’s so they should probably use their own. Laa-Laa says they should go to the McDonald's playplace but Po says that they are too tubby to go down the slides. She says that they should do Duolingo but they say that it has hearts and you can’t practice if you run out of them. They will also force you to correct your mistakes at the end of a lesson which puts you at risk of losing more hearts. Alt 2.0 says she loves trains so she says they go to a level crossing and watch trains go by. However, there are no level crossings in teletubby land even though the Tubby custard ride is the only train in teletubby land. Suddenly Tinky winky feels suicidal. He says that they should tie themselves to train tracks but the tubby custard ride does not need tracks so they go to the UnUs to find a decent track. Eventually the find a crossing in Ohio and wait until a train comes. 15 minutes later the crossing activates but the Poo-Choo train driven by Eric Cartman comes by and is too slow. Alt 2.0 says that there are lots of fast trains in Japan, So they go there. They go to a giant level crossing and tie themselves to the tracks and wait. Eventually a high speed train comes and runs everyone over and then the episode ends.
Reception[]
Parents didn’t like the episode because it taught children to go to a level crossing, tie themselves to the railway and get run over by a train. Children liked it on the other hand because they had fun dying.