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'''Pac-Man''' is a [[Pac-Person]] that loves pickle juice. He started his career in shames with Namco's [[Pac-Man (shame)|shame titled after him]]. He was rumored to have fathered [[Ms. Pac-Man]]'s child, [[Pac-Man Jr.]], but he has denied this claim.<ref>Where's [[Maury Povich|Maury]] when ya need him?</ref>
 
'''Pac-Man''' is a [[Pac-Person]] that loves pickle juice. He started his career in shames with Namco's [[Pac-Man (shame)|shame titled after him]]. He was rumored to have fathered [[Ms. Pac-Man]]'s child, [[Pac-Man Jr.]], but he has denied this claim.<ref>Where's [[Maury Povich|Maury]] when ya need him?</ref>
   
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Somehow, Pac-Man got lost in a blue [[neon]] colored maze while going on a trip to the store for more lead paint. When he entered the store, it turned out to be a giant maze! There, he encountered four wandering [[ghosts]] and they have been chasing him ever since.
 
Somehow, Pac-Man got lost in a blue [[neon]] colored maze while going on a trip to the store for more lead paint. When he entered the store, it turned out to be a giant maze! There, he encountered four wandering [[ghosts]] and they have been chasing him ever since.
 
==Relationship with Ms. Pac-Man==
 
DOES NOT EXIST!<ref>Censored by Pac-Man himself!</ref>
 
   
 
==Notable Shames==
 
==Notable Shames==
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*[[Pac-Man (shame)|Da Original]]
 
*[[Pac-Man (shame)|Da Original]]
 
*[[Pac-Man and Mario]]
 
*[[Pac-Man and Mario]]

Revision as of 09:51, 25 February 2012

Pac-Man is a Pac-Person that loves pickle juice. He started his career in shames with Namco's shame titled after him. He was rumored to have fathered Ms. Pac-Man's child, Pac-Man Jr., but he has denied this claim.[1]

Early Life

Pac-Man started as a much smaller Pac-child, eating too many candy dots and getting morbidly obese. No one knows how he lost the weight for Namco's shame, but he did, and gained it back afterward.

Pac-Land

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When Pac-Man got bored, he completely obliterated Australia, and made Pac-Land in its place. This makes him King Pac-Man, but people still call him Pac-Man because he says so.

Later years

Somehow, Pac-Man got lost in a blue neon colored maze while going on a trip to the store for more lead paint. When he entered the store, it turned out to be a giant maze! There, he encountered four wandering ghosts and they have been chasing him ever since.

Notable Shames

Footnotes

  1. Where's Maury when ya need him?