
Po riding PO COOTAH.
PO COOTAH, or more simply, Po's scooter, is a scooter created by Dipsy as a gift for Po when she cried a tear flood after her motorcycle was demolished. She uses it to annoy the heck out of, burn, nuke, and just straight-up kill people.
Features
- It can fly by shooting magic drug dust that causes hallucinations, smells like smoke, and makes people cough and turn into Tubby Zombies.
- It shoots fire out of a pipe.
- It has a super-loud train horn (blame that on Alt 2.0)
- A radio and clock.
- Somewhat fat handlebars
- An actual speedometer
- A fake speedometer
- Tubby Toast
Trivia
- Po ran over Tinky Winky with this the most out of all the people she ran over with it.
- It is filled with pure doulkinilium, which is a substance comprised of crewmate guts and drugs, and also pure doohickium.
- The teletubbies have a factory that mass-produces these things in China
- Horrortime Tubby commonly mistakes the drug dust as cocaine.