I WENT OUTSIDE AFTER WATCHING SPONGEBOB AND LOOK AT GRASS. GRASS TURN INTO PATRIXXX AND GRASS TRY EATING ME AND EAT ME AND NOW I DEAD FROM GRASS SALIVIA PATRIXX EVIL INFECTION
—The Folk Lore behind PATRIXXX GRAAS
GRAAS
PATRIXXX GRAAS, also known as Patrixxx Grass is a type of underwater sea-grass that has been infected by the notoriously evil EVIL PATRIXXX. But that's not all, because the PATRIXXX GRAAS can also exist above water. You can tell when the grass of both the ocean and land is imbued with PATRIXXX if the blades also have EVIL PATRIXXX coming out of them. These blades of PATRIXXX are very sharp so you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why, PATRIXXX will do your mum... tonight!~
EVIL PATRIXXX uses this type of grass around the UnWorld to spread his evilness as well as his patrixxx. Do not fall for the grass or wear anything other than titanium leggings while near it or else YOU WILL BECOME PATRIXXX GRAAS TOO!
Use as a Medicine[]
This can be used as a medicine to cure life. Skulls mean bad medicine and this is usually with the stuff that has skulls on it. The infection it gives to your stomach is severe and it eats you from the inside out, similar to corpses in the Real World. Not to say you shouldn't take it if your doctor prescribes it to you, then it's okay because he's more professional than you are.
Use as a drug[]
This grass is also grass, meaning you can Stort ‘n’ Snort it all you wish and make wishes that come true, but only if your wish is to turn into EVIL PATRIXXX. SUNNY is the only person to use this as a drug and not die, however he has gone mad from it and died to other circumstances, which is close enough.