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—P-Rank
- Not to be confused with T-tanks.
The P-Rank is the highest rank out there. Many people think it stands for Perfect or for Peppino, but in reality it stands for Pizza. P-Ranks were invented by Teachers back in the 50's to tell kids they FAILED their homework in the worst way ever, like they get a P-Rank and they're so scared what my parents will do, they pee their pants. But then the letter P sued the schools for $160,000, so they changed it to make it the best rank instead. Many people now want to get P-ranks because they're the best and they're cool, but should you get one?
Why you shouldn't get a P-Rank[]
While it is noble to want to try your best, It's never healthy to obsess over doing something perfectly. Giving up and trying again and again over after any mistake when good enough is adequate most of the time. Your enjoyment in playing a shame shouldn't come from whether or not you can grind to meet "perfection". Instead leave that to Peppino. He understands that a P-Rank isn't any better than an S or an A rank, or will make him a better person, but he pursues P-Ranks because that's what he enjoys doing, and more power to him.
Why you should get a P-Rank[]
To battle against the world. You should also get P-Ranks to show everybody else you're better at them and that they need to get a life, as thinking therefore being isn't enough. You need to prove to everybody you're better and stronger and faster and harder than they can ever be. You need to show the strength of thy will and rage against all challengers. One shall prevail, and that someone is you! But only if you go for those P-Ranks, and do everything to the fullest. That's what a P-Rank to the Noise is.
Notable shames with P-Ranks[]
All shames can be P-Ranked (that's what speedrunning 100% basically is) but these are shames that have the P-Rank by name:
- UnUndertale
- Cuphead
- ULTRAKILL
- Pizza Tower