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Not to be confused with Oswald.

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, or just Oswald for short, was the original mascot of Didney, before his half-brother Mickey Mouse replaced him. Oswald faded into obscurity, but he has slowly become popular again ever since Fatman discovered his whereabouts in 2006.

History[]

Oswald used to be a normal rabbit, but in 1927, he was kidnapped adopted by Wal Didney, who turned him into a cartoon rabbit, just like how they later turned Mickey from a normal mouse into a cartoon mouse. Oswald was forced to work at Didney, becoming an actor in their cartoons. One year later, Oswald wanted to quit working for Didney. Didney didn't take this too kindly, so they shot Oswald, causing him to DIE!!! Oswald was replaced with Mickey after his death.

Oswald later woke up on N. Sanity Island. He was woken up by Dr. Neo Cortex, who revealed that he brought back to life because he was bored. Neo Cortex had a pet cat named Ortensia, who happened to be sentient cartoon character just like Oswald. Oswald and Ortensia quickly became boyfriend and girlfriend, which pissed off Neo Cortex.

A few months later, Oswald and Ortensia tell Neo Cortex that they want to get married. Neo Cortex had enough of Oswald's bullshit, so he tries to kill him. However, Oswald uses his [GUN] to shoot Neo Cortex in the pingas, and then he and Ortensia escape N. Sanity Island to finally get married.

Oswald and Ortensia have children, and they build a Minecraft house to live in. Many years later, in 2006, Oswald was minding his own business until Fatman rolled down a hill and crashed into his house. Fat Robin decided to film this, causing Oswald to become popular again. This caught the attention of Mickey, who thought that Oswald died.

Mickey finds Oswald and tells him that they are actually half-brothers. The shocking truth caused Oswald to shit himself. Mickey then buys a new pair of shorts. Were you expecting Oswald and Mickey to have an epic anime battle? WELL TOO BAD, IT'S WALUIGI TIME!!! Oswald then shoots Waluigi in the pingas.

Trivia[]

  • Oswald has a wife and children, while Mickey dated Minnie for 90 years, only to break up with her. So yeah... Let that sink in...
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