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Ophelia Chill

Ophelia Chill Manor was a notorious evil sorceress and librarian, known for her disdain for books and goody-goodies. Despite her profession as a librarian, she actively worked to disrupt history and was defeated by young heroes who restored the timeline to its proper course.

Although not much is known about Ophelia's background, she was reportedly close friends with I.M. Meen, another villain who shared her distaste for books and love of chaos. Together, they concocted plans to take over the UnWorld using their book magic. Like Meen, she despised little Goody-Goodies. It is known Ophelia is similar to you, as in she rewrote history.

Interestingly, Dill Nye, the renowned scientist and expert in the field of pickles and dillometry, was said to have had a run-in with Ophelia during his travels of 1998. It is rumored that he stumbled upon her manor while searching for information about the history of pickles and dill. Despite her reputation as an evil sorceress, Ophelia apparently shared Dill Nye's passion for knowledge and eagerly engaged him in discussions about the history of pickles and dill. The details of their conversation remain unknown, but it is speculated that their exchange may have influenced Dill Nye's later work in the field of dillometry.

Sadly, Ophelia Chill Manor met her demise in Darkkhan on April 24, 2014, likely due to Waldmann disease. Her legacy as an infamous villain and lousy librarian lives on in the tales of the UnWorld.

Things She Changed In History[]

  • Made herself King of Germany during WWII
  • Changed the discovery of gravity into the discovery of gravy
  • Made sure Richard Nixon was never born
  • Renamed Pittsburgh to $h!tsburgh
  • Made the Videogame War continue on to the 29th century
  • Made The Great Pumkin War erupt into WWIII, where she rose again as King of Germany

How was this all fixed?[]

That's a good question, how was all of these changes fixed? Well, Wikipedia Admins detected a large amount of BS being added to their articles, so they issued an IP ban they restored the original quality of the articles, thus fixing history.

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