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Oompa Loompa

It's an OOMPA LOOMPA!

Oompa Loompas (scientific name Lemureus minor) are small fat elves and evil orange demons that work for Willy Wonka. They are a group of freaks that will stop at nothing to... they don't really know what they're doing, but as long as they're fighting for SOMETHING it counts. Some people confuse them for Donald Trump, they might be members of The Trump Family Tree. They are known to be always writing diss tracks about each other.

History

The Oompa Loompas originally lived in Loompaland. After things became too dangerous for them, another opponent entered the area. Willy Wonka was there to kill various animals, and make them into candy. Then, he found the Oompa Loompas, and drew his sword. The king of the Oompa Loompas told Willy Wonka to spare them, or suffer their wrath. He attacked, but they shot an Energy Blast at him. He used the sword to destroy their energy blasts, and they reluctantly surrendered.

During their childhood, the STUPID Oompa-Loompas had to invent an extremely annoying song to kill the Go Compare Guy and they succeeded.
Drawing (2)

THIS IS WHAT ATE UP ALL THE SMALL CHILDREN NEUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

Willy Wonka took the Oompa Loompas as his evil minions, and they started working in his factory. He forced them to test some of his most dangerous creations to make sure they were lethal enough. He kept them as slaves for centuries.
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Oompa Loompa's Master

Some of the Oompa Loompas eventually fought back, developing the ability to Blow Stuff Up. They blew up Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, but then he had it rebuilt, and they were returned to Loompaland. They all died there because they had all forgotten how to escape Loompaland Monsters.

Songs

Mermaid Man declared these diss tracks EVIL so they can't be put here.

Things the Oompa Loompas love/won't get diss tracks

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Weird Oompa Loompas doing a disturbing dance

Things the Oompa Loompas have/will make diss tracks for

Trivia

  • It is possible that the Oompa Loompas wrote EVERY EVIL SONG EVER MADE!!!!
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