That dosen't look half bad actually!
Onigiri is a miniature pyramid made of Rice created by Japan to top United States of UnAmerica's Big Mac. It turns out to be as good as Turtle Soup, and don't take that as a compliment, however, it actually is pretty good, with what we previously said being what your average UnAmerican would think, but it's kinda bitter, as it needs Vinegar for full taste.
History[]
Once, Murica created McDonald's, they wanted fame, so Giygas, manager of McDonald's, created the infamous Big Mac, he was... H... A... P... P... Y... until Japan decided to concoct there own delicious meal by going back in time to create there own food before it. They took Nori, rice and vinegar and created this, then they traveled back to the present and said McDonald's ripped off Japan. This is now known as the only dumb thing Japan has done other than becoming a Nazi and letting Shinzo Abe become in charge.
Thanks to this, "event," nobody really wanted to try it, they thought this was, "suspicious," but soon, they decided to man up and try it, and they loved it. And so, it became very popular to the few who wanted to try it. Sadly, it was banned along with Nintendo, Anime and more by Shinzo Abe, but just like those, was brought back.