A mythical caveman drawing of One day.
One day is some time in the future. What is it? Not even the greatest UnScientists and UnHistorians know. One day could possibly be a million years into the future. Is it? No. One day could also be You. Is it? Possibly. Its mystery is similar to that of Nobody. We don't know what it is. What could it be? It boggles even the UnAnything Team's minds.
One day is a mysterious time. Only the Undefeatables and Nobody know what it is. Anyone who figures it out will DIE. Is it a mishearing of "One thing, I don't know why"? Still, we can at least guess it. Is it one week into the future? Is it 4 days? Googolplex days? 1 year? We don't know. Nobody knows, though. We could ask them.
The Teletubbies also really seem to love One day.
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One day might be an entity. Might be GlaDOS. Might be some Cake. Could it be Chell? Or possibly, Scampton or his pseudo account Scampton? Nobody knows. Could be Garfield. Isn't he dead though? Ah, I think I got it: One day might be his revival form Gorefield. Could be a VERY strange entity. No, no, he doesn't claim that he's One day. Could it be VestaServal? Or.. could it be ME!!! Wait a second... I'm not even One day, because I don't know what it is!
Maybe One day was made yesterday. Or possibly packed in with the UnUniverse itself. But who knows? Could be the missing piece in Somethng's missng. But that doesn't make sense.. the mystery still isn't solved because nobody knows what it is still! Both do not make sense, and it just creates an endless cycle... DAMN IT! Maybe it's.. you. Are you One day? No.. it can't be you. No one can be One day. Wait.. It could be Nobody! But no one still doesn't know what both of those things are.
It could be a specific date! Could it be tomorrow? Could it be in Googolplex days? Could it be in Pi days? Could it be in 3 years? Could it be ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, or 1234567890? Is it the Numberjacks? Could it be 2 times R (R is 50) decades?