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Not to be confused with Oliver Cromwell
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The most cringe form of olives I've ever seen.

Olives are very wierd balls invented by the Mushroom Kingdom (THOUGH OLIVES ARENT ANY WAY RELATED TO MUSHROOMS AND TOADS!!!!) because they demanded more toppings on their Pizza since they enjoyed it so much they want every good fitting pizza topping on it and Toadsworth then made it.

History[]

They were first mentioned back in the year 1000 when King Fruit demanded these things called green balls (which was their name at the time) because he wanted more food and fruit, and he wanted olives because he wanted to try vegetables for the first time since he was sick of fruits and wanted something new. These were a big success but the Olive Dodos (the birds who made olives on their back, yes thats weird but no one cares) run out of olives and never made them again, so they were pointless, and they were also stinky so king fruit ordered that every olive dodo would be killed, but before that, he would try washing them so they can sell them as pets, but they were always oily and stinky, so they killed them and they ate their meat, and they used olive trees for olive like they do present day.

How olive dodos made olives[]

Olive dodos were a type of dodo made in 1480-ish time of year, and their green polish gave a mint spray and they started producing olives, but then a huge tsunami destoyed the Mushroom Kingdom and made its dodos black, yellow red and blue again, like they are in BedWars, even though bedwars came out in 2021, and they made dodos useless, so they killed them for their meat.

Trivia[]

  • They used to be hard as a rock, but after a couple of hours they would soften.
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