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When I inspected the Onion's legs, I saw that they were covered by tiny little hairs...It was kind of disturbing Olimar's Voyage Log (Day 28)

It is written. Only Olimar can defeat Bulborbs. Squadala Man a.k.a Gwonam

Olimar, also known as Captain Olimar, is a Human that's the main leader of the Pikpik Republic, and commands a lot of Pikmin to do EVERYTHING for him. He beats people up with his minions for fun, sometimes using his fists too. He is said to have 2.5 octodecillion Yellow Pikmin for no other reason than he likes the color yellow.

History[]

He was in huge debt due to him breaking down a Chuck Norris statue, and decided to sell all of the Pikmin Army to 3 N00bs. He also has a wife and kids for some reason.

He spent 7 years trying to sell pikpik carrots to no avail. However in this time he learned how the New York stock exchange worked. After this he bought back the Pikmin Army at half the cost, so maybe it was a good investment on his part.

Unfortunately he got in a pretty serious bar fight with a Bulborb, and as retaliation he started some minor dispute which eventually made their entire species go extinct. For this, he's often referred to as "worse than Hitler" by nobody BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD! In this time he became good friends with Captain Falcon for helping him with his mass murder.

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Olimar and Louie's thoughts about Crewmates

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Olimar/Pikmin hybrids also exist in Alternate UnUniverse No. 69

「/」The Crystal Alliance「/」
「/」Leaders 「/」
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