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The names of the Old Ones were unknown for centuries. Centuries and centuries. But our master detectives have revealed that they are named Tinky, Dip, Laa, and PoPo. The Teletubbies' names are actually derivatives of the Old Ones' names. This is because the [[Mother Teletubby]] is dumb. |
The names of the Old Ones were unknown for centuries. Centuries and centuries. But our master detectives have revealed that they are named Tinky, Dip, Laa, and PoPo. The Teletubbies' names are actually derivatives of the Old Ones' names. This is because the [[Mother Teletubby]] is dumb. |
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| + | Nobody knows how the Old Ones were spawned. Legend has it that they were formed deep in the [[Teletubby Land Acid Lake]] before Teletubby Land was even founded, and migrated out of the lake one winter when it froze over. That's when they founded [[Teletubby Land]]. Although, this theory cannot be proven, as winters have to be especially cold in order to get the lake to freeze over. |
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==Films== |
==Films== |
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Revision as of 23:05, 27 April 2016
The Old Ones.
An Old One.
The Old Ones are the orginal Teletubbies and founding fathers of the Teletubby Army. They are also the stuff of nightmares. Stephen King and Chuck Norris have encountered them but have luckily survived. The Old Ones aren't your average Teletubbies. They have nightmarish abilities that can not be truly described.
The Old Ones have the power to make children magically disappear. They have caused 171,893,798.685,349,677,688,699,509 child disappearances. Don't be too curious and ask us what type of magic they use. If you do, we will kill a kitten. Slowly and painfully.
The names of the Old Ones were unknown for centuries. Centuries and centuries. But our master detectives have revealed that they are named Tinky, Dip, Laa, and PoPo. The Teletubbies' names are actually derivatives of the Old Ones' names. This is because the Mother Teletubby is dumb.
History
Nobody knows how the Old Ones were spawned. Legend has it that they were formed deep in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake before Teletubby Land was even founded, and migrated out of the lake one winter when it froze over. That's when they founded Teletubby Land. Although, this theory cannot be proven, as winters have to be especially cold in order to get the lake to freeze over.
Films
They made several films, but some were lost.
Fully Surviving Films
- PoPo's Hurt
- An Invention
Partially Lost Films
- Tinky's Adventure
- The Airplane
- Survival
- Guns
- Dip's Game
- Swearing
Fully Lost Films
- Laa's Ball
- Ugly Monkeys
- Tinky's Arrest
- (The rest are unknown)
| Teletubby Generations | ||
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Generation 1 | Mother Teletubby (Generation 2) → |
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This article is incomplete and needs to be expanded.[VE] |