Old Asian Man is an old Asian man. He likes to shout at people and accuse them of stupidity. He will give them a hint on how to be smarter but he's always wrong because nobody listens to him. He was also Rebecca Black's mentor on how to sing badly. He taught her because Nosy Kanosi paid
her him to teach her since he was the cheapest mentor on the internet and on eHarmony.com . (The 2 are currently and have been in a good relationship...sort of) His biggest rival is Captain Obvious because their quotes are similar and both kickass. He is also the father of The 3 Asian Nerds and founder of the Scientist n00bs .