Only in Ohio!
—Many Guys
—Mr. Burns
Wait! It's not rectangular? Never has been.
Ohio is the 17th state of the United States of UnAmerica, known for being so insignificant that it is never, and never was, attacked. It's the home of lightbulbs, Hot Dogs and Superman. Despite its insignificance, it is very cool and is why we have many things. It's also somewhat similar to Gensokyo.
History[]
Proof that Ohio is at risk.
Ohio was created out of the Northwest Territory on March 1st, 1801, to fill the void in history left by New Caulde's destruction. It was made a state on December 18, 1865. Ducky annihilated it immediately after using a Snowtomic Bomb. So, on the same day in 1868, it was brought back, and everyone said OK. Then some guys invented cool stuff. Then cities came, and then things just went straightforward.
Cowbell Cult - (speed up + pitch)
One of Ohio's many theme songs.
In 1919, Ceiling Cat stubbed his toe, creating rippling changes in the meta-timeline that deleted not just New Caulde, but Old Caulde too, and even four of the stars on Ohio's flag. They might be at risk of getting eliminated, because Freddy Fazbear said so (see image).
In 2024, Red, Adolf Hitler, the UnPolice, and the Teletubbies invade Ohio, starting The Battle of Ohio, which is documented in Everything: The Movie.
Notable Cities, Villages, Whatever[]
- Poland
- Akron
- Columbus
- Cleveland
- Cincinnati
- Coolsville (it sucks, but Shaggy Rogers is from there)