- As long as I am here, there will be no crime. Well, there might be, but I'll put an end to it. Why? Because I'm a cop. And I'm one of the best too. I'm chief of police for a reason. And I am the best at putting an end to crime. I am one of the greatest police officers on Earth. I declare Possum City a crime free city! Ever since I was a kid, I hated crime. I attacked anyone I saw doing something wrong. I lost most of those fights, but that taught me a lesson. Pick more fights with dangerous people. That is why I am a police officer. Now, I will make SURE crime is removed from this fine city as soon as it arrives.
- —Umm... Possum City has the highest crime rate in the world, and you're just standing there like an idiot, giving speeches.
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