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Ohhh, pretty island.

Oceania is this, uh, geographic region thing, it is in a ocean, so you can find Jaws here if you look hard enough, nobody gives 50 Duckies about it's existence, but they should, because Japan and Hawaii's integral bits and bobs are in it, Australia is in it too, so it is deadly.

Kiwis live in New Ze- errr, Pac-Land (dirty Pac-People!), which is also in Oceania, so kiwis would not exist! We need kiwis, and not just the fruit, Erky Perky is Australian, but that sucks, aside from the quoteable theme song, so it ironically good, Dirtgirlworld is also Straylian but that is horrifying! But Short Beaked Echidnas are here so it's still awesome, yaaaay!

But still, Oceania is deadly and must be entered with caution, but there are pretty islands and the Easter Bunny lives in Easter Island and that is in Oceania, yay!

Waves[]

Oceania, called the Pacific Ocean by stupid people, is home to the Venus Scream Waves. These waves, several kilometers in height, cause trouble for everyone and are just another reason why we should do away with the moon entirely.

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