O'Hare is a lame villain and the former mayor of Thneedville. He is dead and was EXTREMELY RICH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE (but then he died making him unrich.)
History[]
We know nothing about when he was born, how he was, who his family was, or where he even came from. But that stuff doesn't matter! You don't need to know about that crap! What we do know about him is that he was the first mayor of thneedville and he's dead.
When Chuck Norris created Thneedville, O'hare was the first resident. So he became mayor immediately. He made A LOT of money during his time as mayor. He was THE RICHEST MAN IN THNEEDVILLE! He was SO Rich that he could afford pretty much anything. One day, he met Ted Wiggins, and for some reason, they became rivals! Well.. That's all we know about his history. GOODBYE!
So, you wanna know more eh?[]
Ok fine! We'll tell you more about him! Well, as we mentioned earlier, he's dead! and like All dead guys, he used to be alive. He was a very greedy man! (This was one of the reasons why he was so hated) He could NOT handle losing even a penny!
He was also very evil and unfair! HE DIDN'T EVEN LET PEOPLE LEAVE THNEEDVILLE! No wonder he was so hated! Oh and he'd give you the worst punishments ever! He'd kill somebody if they insulted him or if they got caught leaving town! He was very evil, but lame.
He was also very fat and ugly! those are two reasons why he's lame. He was so ugly that he couldn't get a girlfriend. He would also throw temper tantrums over the smallest things! He once threw a tantrum because there was no more BREAKFAST! left! WHAT A MANCHILD!
He was also very weak! He could barely even lift a stick! He had no muscles! He also once stared in his own tv show, but it was SO HORRIBLE that it only aired ONE EPISODE! The show was called the O'Hare show.
Death[]
In 1992, teh people of Thneedville decided that he sucks so much that he should be dead rather than alive! So they used this device to pick him up by the head and they sent it to George Volcano! O'Hare went in the volcano, and died! And then, Stupid Cy became mayor of Thneedville. After his death, the people of Thneedville threw a YUUUUGE party to celebrate!