A nuzzlet, being cute
Nuzzlets (Surcrotherium nuzzli) are a cute but dangerous rodent-like animal from a show named Kick Buttowski. They were created in a lab in New Jersey by Caillou and Herobrine.
Appearance[]
They are cute, furry animals, that are about the size of a hamster. They have light purple fur, three white whiskers on each cheek, and shiny black or brown eyes.
Information about them[]
Here is a list of currently known facts about nuzzlets:
- NEVER FEED THEM CANDY!!!!!
- They love candy.
- They are cute and dumb.
- A better thing thing to feed them is carrots.
- They only have two genders: male or female. Despite that, we only refer to nuzzlets as "it" or "they", so let's just pretend that nuzzlets have no gender at all.
- They speak the language Nuzzlish, which uses the same sounds as the English language.
- Because of the fact above, that means nuzzlets can learn English and speak it.
- Nuzzlets reproduce very quickly
- They believe in Chuck Norris, which is the religion of all nuzzlets. Now that is common sense!
- Nuzzlets either like their steak raw (they will bite a cow and eat it) or really really burnt.
- The UnRank range of nuzzlets is from Epic Level I to Epic Level II (3,500-540,200) and they are born with 10,000 as their UnRank. If their UnRank goes above 540,200 or below 3,500, they will immediately DIE.
- All the nuzzlets can use Observation Haki
- We've said this before, but do not feed Nuzzlets candy.
- Ever.
- Ever.
- Ever.
- Ever.
- We mean it.
What happens when you give it candy[]
When a nuzzlet has eaten around five pieces of candy, they will asplode and become a candidate for deletion.
When you give it candy, it will turn into crazy mode and become really strong, having a power level of OVER 9000. Since they love candy, if you don't give them more candy, they will go even crazier and start wrecking stuff and killing people. Once they have eaten around 5 pieces of candy, they will become really obese (fat), and shortly asplode. Because their asplosion is a release of the amount of power they have, a nuclear asplosion happens and can destroy a lot of stuff.
Creation[]
When Caillou and Herobrine were creating New Jersey, Caillou decided to create a new creature to live in their new place, since it was kinda lonely. However, Caillou messed up five DNA cells on accident when Herobrine came into the room and asked him what he was doing, but Caillou didn't realize it. Cailou also asked Herobrine to give it godly power so that they could protect them and be guards, and Herobrine said yes and transferred 2% of his power to nuzzlets. When Caillou and Herobrine finally finished and decided to make their new creature, they did it. Herobrine decided to give their first nuzzlet pet, Heronuzzleillou-kun, some candy, unaware of its effects. Herobrine was attacked by Heronuzzleillou-kun but Herobrine didn't wanna have to kill him so he restarted his brain software. So Heronuzzleillou-kun is the first nuzzlet to ever exist. Then, shortly after his creation, they made the first female nuzzlet: Herobuzz. Later on, Heronuzzleillou-kun and Herobuzz had several babies. Today, there are hundreds of thousands of nuzzlets in existence.
Conclusion[]
They make great pets since they are cute and loyal, but JUST NEVER FEED THEM CANDY, LIKE JESUS! Also, you might want to neuter your pet nuzzlet.
Notable nuzzlets[]
To cook these, you must wait until they are asleep. Then, put it in the microwave for 10 minutes. It is best to season them with salt and pepper and ketchup. Now it is safe to eat!
To cook these, you must wait until they are asleep. Then, put it in the microwave for 10 minutes. It is best to season them with salt and pepper and ketchup. Now it is safe to eat!
Hijack a car and run over anyone (except for another nuzzlet) in its path.
Hijack a car and run over anyone (except for another nuzzlet) in its path.
No More Nuzzlets
They go "BOINGO-DOO" all over the place and eat you to the bone.
It will cause a nuclear asplosion and make you DIE.