Number Captains are odd computer-generated beings, created in the depths of the UnAnything Team Headquarters. Most are built for combat, but some are built for utility, like Captain 78. One thing is fact: They're sick as hell.
Most are EXTREMELY SMART-ASS! Some are EXTREMELY DUMBASS. Occasionally, you'll even get an EXTREMELY AVERAGE-INTELLIGENCE-ASS!
They are also known for having modular powers like far swinging arms, reviving people, guns and laser eyes and most Captains are part of the Legion of Captains. (Why wouldn't they be??)
Properties[]
There's an interesting comparison between them and humans in that they have sentience and can have preferences, although that's not exclusive to human, are mostly but not all smart-asses (Homo Sapiens have an advanced intelligence that can do things that the primitive would never do, 'cuz let's admit guys every now and then you're dumb-ass, let's face the facts guys), some like Captain 0 can dance, paint and compose (and also just chill), while the mouth and the eyes can change, if that's caused by the same reason as human (the feeling of cute little emotions) is not attested in UnScience (this is the parody of scientific method in this world)
Notable Number Captains[]
- Captain 0 (Head of the UnAnything Team)
- Captain 1 (Arch-enemy of the UnAnything Wiki)
- Captain 15 (Mutated captain only meant to emulate 2% of Captain 0's power)
- Captain 37 (Owner of an awesome hotel)
- Captain 50 (War master)
- Captain 503 (Known for being a Stickman instead of a real Number Captain)
- Captain 1,000 (The Number Pope)
- Captain 8ñßàñ856 (Known for appearing in other captain's closets)
Categorization[]
- Positive
- Armored Captain's Anti-Crime Clan (Note that those make part of the below)
- Legion of Captains
- Standard Captains
- Evil/good divide
- Fractions
- Negative (includes Captain -0)/neutral/positive numbers
- Imaginary numbers (like Captain 2i) and quaternions
Importance\Influence[]
There's Captain 0, which is the most important captain on the Wiki, and Captain 1 which is his enemy {Classic enemy VS Good guy structure} from 2010 all the way to today.
They (especially Captain 0) are symbols of this wiki (yes this one you are readin' right now). They are incrediblu influential here; this is referenced in UnAnything: The Series where in Captain 0, 1, 2... people count how many captains there are in this wiki, possibility joking of the size of the population of this species (I'm not joking there it goes from -1 to 1,000, and that hecking beast of a number is not even counting stuff like 2i and even Evil Captain 0). In UnAnything: The MOVIE: The Game: The Movie: the shittiest production ever made[By User3123: deleted, cuz how could've you possibily talk da bad stuff about such a MASTUHPIECE :( !] we can see 3 captains in the poster and characters like these constantly appear in that gosh-darn sick story also known as plot.
Trivia[]
- They are among the few species who are immune to the acid in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake since they themselves contain dangerous liquids.
- Number Captains come with Number Captain Poison, but sometimes they have poison Chocolate to keep costs down.
- They also make good pets, except for their long life span; you won’t even be alive to see your number captain reach 100 (unless you live to 100 too).
- Although Fakegees prey on them, they do not eat them. Because if they do, they will DIE.
- Number Captains are usually white, but they can be painted during or after the creation process. The most popular torso paint pattern is a checkerboard.
- Number Captains do not have hair, but some wear wigs for personal expression or gender-affirming reasons.
- As an observation: left-facing Captains (like Captain 0) are usually good, and right-facing Captains (like Captain 1) are are usually evil.
Although they have number captain poison inside them, it's possible to eat one of these things without dying. Simply drain them of their poison like a pufferfish, and then cook and eat them where they taste like savory pork! Some people even eat number captains as a means of committing suicide.
Although they have number captain poison inside them, it's possible to eat one of these things without dying. Simply drain them of their poison like a pufferfish, and then cook and eat them where they taste like savory pork! Some people even eat number captains as a means of committing suicide.