Number captain poison
Number Captain Poison is the kinda lethal poison found inside of Number Captains. The poison does not harm the number captains themselves as it's a defense mechanism so they don't get eaten. The poison is as deadly as the poison of a poison dart frog (not as deadly btw), the most poisonous frog in the whole UnWorld. Although it's much less deadly than Death Juice, it's still quite deadly.
Number Captains duh!, the Undefeatables, very evil people who could survive the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, Louie and obviously Chuck Norris are immune to the poison. Everybody else could DIE if they consume this poison. It’s usually green in color but it can also be red, blue, purple, yellow, or other colors if you want. This usually screams “DON’T CONSUME ME I’M POTENTIALLY DEADLY!” but a lot of creatures do not get the message and consume it anyways. They usually always regret it and in most cases DIE.
Effects[]
Small doses[]
- Mild irritation in stomach lining
- Hallucinations
- Drowsiness
- Acid trips
- Seeing stars (figuratively)
- Circles appearing and popping around your head like old-timey drunkenness effects
Lethal doses[]
- Rigor mortis
- Seeing stars (literally)
- Dizzyness
- Coughing
- Vomiting
- Lack of energy
- Possible death (50% chance)
Ripped directly from Dr. Zero's Extremely Important Medical Book, published in 1984.
Small doses are okay, but too much can kill you. Distilled number captain poison exists, which doesn't have lethal effects. It's used to make some sodas and on it's own tastes quite sweet (like straight Sugar and can cause hallucinations if consumed in high quantities.
Small doses are okay, but too much can kill you. Distilled number captain poison exists, which doesn't have lethal effects. It's used to make some sodas and on it's own tastes quite sweet (like straight Sugar and can cause hallucinations if consumed in high quantities.