I can't believe I'm 62% cool, only 38% left to go
—Nullcat, trying to be le epic cool.
Nullcat is a sort of stupid yet also kinda cool voidcat and artist who currently lives in Ultra City. Her family used to be in Typan, but they got annexed by Cool Land and thus their home in South Jagje became one with Cool Land. She moved to Ultra City to go to Hedera University, but stayed after South Jagje was bombed by the New World Sovereigns.
In 2018, she went broke and needed money, so she did unspeakable stuff to get some cash. This scarred her forever and now every partner thinks she cheated. While in the bed with strangers, Nullcat also did stand-up comedy as a side-job (much to the disapproval of Homi, who thinks she should be an attorney.) In 2019, she started making art again in hopes of no more appearances in lesbian porno movies. Nullcat ended up selling one of her pieces for 7800 Adsther, paying her debt, rent, and getting out of the hell that is Cool Land Upside-Down.
Home Invasion[]
In 2020, she got kicked out of her apartment due to 'not being cool eng=iyg'. Nullcat went back to her old rusty shack in the middle of the street in Cool Land Upside-Down, probably the least cool place in all of eastern Europe and northern Asia. One of her old 'clients' from 2018 tried to get her pregnant but she (terribly) roundhouse kicked him into Michael Buttafuoco, who was hiding in Cool Land Upside-Down. On July 6th, 2020, 18 people around the age of 25 broke into her makeshift home and started threating her. Nullcat (who is just an artist with questionable life choices at the time) tried to roundhouse kick the men, but were overpowered by one called Chuck Norrilittle F'boi, who successfully roundhouse kicked her face then destroyed all her paintings. Then they filmed really naughty stuff. That's it. Due to what happened, Nullcat now carries a Makarov with her at all times.
Gallery[]
Artwork[]
Here are some art Nullcat made. She says they aren’t AI, I trust her.
Trivia[]
- Despite being technically involved in the Typan Revolutionary War, she has no recollection of the events that occurred whilst she was supposedly a higher-up fighting for Cool Land. When asked, she responds with "The Japanese? I guess even Japa has knees, huh?"
- When asked about Nullcat, SMG1 simply said "that's hot".
- When asked regarding his relation to Nullcat, Paul replied with "I don’t like talking about my extended family. She’s… Too profane to have relationships to the Equinox and the Supreme Uber Bringer of Light."