A NUKE ASPLODE
An advertisement on a Roblox billboard, promoting Nukes.
Nuclear Bombs (commonly referred to as "nukes") were an attempt by Albert Einstein to condense the power of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick into a bomb. While not nearly as powerful, nukes are still powerful enough to asplode a whole city and cause Mass Destruction. Hungry Kim-Jong-Un is very proud of his nuke collection, and tries to intimidate UnAmerica with them, but we here in 'murica have OVER 9000 nukes and can beat their butts 1,000 times over at a nuclear war.
They are vry deadly weapons and aren't things to be messed with. The UnAnything Team commonly like to use these things in order to asplode stupid pages that SOMMEE PEEPOL LIKE TO MAKE. Steve also likes to make nukes using the command "/fill ~~~30~30~30~tnt". Unless you aren't afraid of death (or are immortal), then you should run like hell away from these bombs if they are near you or targeted at you. Here is what it looks like:
Ingredients[]
As you can see by the fact there's a list, making nukes is very easy. But I've excluded one secret ingredient so you wouldn't actually try this at home. And also all the nations of the world have banned nukes for being too OP, and because Fred Flintstone used one against his wife for getting 12,000 viruses on his laptop. You'll become a criminal if you do decide to make one, but here are the ingredients because obviously you don't care:
- Iron
- Tungsten
- Wolfram
- Gunpowder
- Sand
- Quartz
- Peanut Butter
- Death
- Plutonium
- Uranium