Notch the Great
Notch is the god of the universe known as Minecraft. He has never once trimmed his finger nails, so he just used them to rip a portal into Minecraft. After generating this universe, he decided he's just hang out and watch over the land. Occasionally he makes new creations with his god-powers (called updates), but for the most part the only time he ever makes an appearance is on Twitter.
Notch was first created in Spritopia when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked fate to make Mario awesome. Notch's creation in Spritopia was one of the many unforeseen consequences of such a hard roundhouse kick. Notch spent a hundred years just hanging out in Spritopia.
As he grew older, his fingernails grew longer, he began to discover his god-powers. He used these powers to temporarily convert things in Spritopia to three dimensions. After many more years, his fingernails became so long that he was able to rip a portal straight to another dimension. This dimension was known as Minecraft.
Trivia
- Due to a recent incident with a Creeper, Notch's fingernails were blown off his hand.
- Though Notch takes credit for creating Minecraft, he only created the space itself. It was Steve who actually built all the stuff in Minecraft. Notch wouldn't even give Steve supplies, so he had to "borrow" them from Earth.
- Notch practices Sheogorathism. Nobody knows why.
- Notch rules Minecraft!!!