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Nosferatu

This is what he looks like.

Nosferatu is a creepy, evil vampire in black attire whose main goal in life is to scare children. He used to work at the Krusty Krab as the night shift manager, before he was thrown into the basement after Spongebob and Squidward realized that he was in fact a child murderer.

At one point in his life, he brutally electrocuted a creep then sucked up his blood. Later, he snuck into the Krusty Krab started flickering the light as an attempt of giving people seizures. Once SpongeBob and Squidward realized all of this, they threw Holy Water on him to stun him before they threw him into the Krusty Krab's basement.

He escaped a few times after that, and Holy Water was used each time to the point of where Bikini Bottom is now diluted with enough Holy Water to make him have constant muscle spasms to the point where he can't use his legs. He is currently sitting in a cell of the Bikini Bottom Jail, waiting for his next trial to begin in March 2025.

Trivia[]

  • He is brothers with John Wraith, founder of the BBC.
  • He does not require any air to survive under water for some reason.
UnGoomba

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